My Language is Bigger!
Reading hub's
How to bash foolishly a programming language...:
First, the C one is not really C, it's C preprocessor. Oh, if that counts, it works in C++ too :-).
Anyway, my favorite fork trick (like everybody else's I guess) is the shell snippet: ":(){:|:};:"
My other favorite is "while(!fork());", also known as
PID anonymizer.